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THE EVIL MINIONS GUIDE

OTHER EVIL/ HERO  GUIDES
A FEW VERSES 

NAMES I CALL MY WIFE & SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS

COLLECTIVE NOUNS FOR ANIMAL SPECIES

SOME OTHER EBAY SALES WITH STORIES

THE REAL MEANING OF HAYNES MANUAL INSTRUCTIONS

SALAD FINGERS

TOMTOM SATNAV SAG BLUES

 

KITE MAKING PAGES

REVOLUTION KITE MAKING

 

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STORIES BY HATTYMENDER  

STORIES BY HELEN WORRALL

 

STORIES  AND EBAY SALES

1     AN OLD LAND ROVER
2     EBAY
3     SELLING AN OLD LAND ROVER  
4     SELLING WHEELS AND TYRES
5     A NEW JOB AT THE FUNERAL PARLOUR
6     SELLING VIDEO CAMERA
7     MY BIRTHDAY TODAY
8     WITCHERY PART ONE
9     SELLING CANVAS HOOD
10   WITCHERY PART TWO
11   SELLING CARAVAN HITCHDRIVE 
12   WITCHERY PART THREE
13   SELLING RATCHET STRAPS  
14   WITCHERY PART FOUR
15   SELLING GOAL POSTS  
16   WITCHERY PART FIVE
17   SELLING A HI VIZ COAT
18   WITCHERY PART SIX

19   SELLING 3 TONNES OF CLAY    
2O  WITCHERY PART SEVEN
21   SELLING A WHEEL CLAMP
22   SHOPPING AND THE HESITANT DOORS
23   SELLING AN OLD PAIR OF BOOTS

24   THE REAL DE VINCI CODE

25   MY GUITAR AND AMP

26   SELLING MOTORBIKE PANNIERS

27   HALLOWEEN

28 SELLING A HIGHWAY CODE

29 ZEN AND THE ART OF  LAND ROVER MAINTENANCE

30  SELLING A CIGARETTE LIGHTER AND A TRIP TO SCOTLAND

31  CHRISTMAS LIGHT RAGE

32  METAMORPHOSIS

33 SELLING AN AMBER BEACON

34 THE UNIVERSE IS A  BIG PLACE

35 SELLING A  BLOW LAMP

36 SELLING BOOTS UPDATE

37 SELLING A  TORCH

38 SELLING A MOTORBIKE JACKET

39 SELLING A POWER JUICER

40 SELLING A HORSE WHIP

41 THE BOAT

42 SELLING LAND ROVER SIDE STEPS

43 SELLING A  TOW / RECOVERY CHAIN

44 SELLING LAND ROVER BULL BARS

45 SELLING THE FOGGYDAVE CARRIER BAG

46 CARAVAN RAGE OR AGINCOURT DEUXIEME PARTIE

 

 

 

COLLECTIVE NOUNS FOR ANIMAL SPECIES

FOR THE USE OF PUB QUIZ SETTERS.

If the drunk 7 foot wrestler in the blue team disagrees with your decision on his answers don't blame me, I have just copied these from various web sites. Therefore I will accept no responsibility for any injuries incurred during subsequent arbitration discussions.

If you know of any that are not listed please let me know. I will not be able to name you but be consoled that your contribution to mans understanding of the natural world will be incalculable and could pave the way to his ultimate survival in these troubled times.

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A B C D E F G H J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

ANIMAL

COLLECTIVE NOUN

Antelope Herd.
Ants Army. State. Swarm. Colony.
Apes Shrewdness.
Asses Herd. Drove. Pace.
Baboons Flange. Congress. Tribe. Troop.
Badgers Cete. Colony.
Barracuda Battery.
Bats Colony. Cloud. Swarm. Cauldron.
Bears Sloth  Sleuth. Pack (Polar)
Beavers Colony.
Bees Flight. Grist. Hive. Swarm. Bike. Cluster. Erst. Nest
Birds Congregation. Dissimulation. Flight. Flock.
Bitterns Sedge. Siege.
Boars Herd. Singular. Sounder.
Bobolinks Chain.
Bucks Brace. Clash.
Budgerigars Chatter.
Buffalos Herd. Troup. Gang. Obstinancy.
Bullocks Drove
Butterflies Rabble. Swarm. Kaleidoscope. Flutter.
Buzzards Wake.
Camels Flock. Caravan. Train.
Caribou Herd
Caterpillars Army
Cats Clowder Clutter. Glaring. Comfort. Dout
Cats Destruction. (Wild cats).
Cattle Drove. herd. Kine. Team.Yoke.
Chamois Herd
Cheetahs Coalition.
Chickens Brood. Flock. Peep
Chicks Brood. Chattering Clutch.
Chimpanzees Cartload
Chinchillas Herd
Choughs Chattering
Clams Bed.
Cockroaches Intrusion.
Cobras Quiver.
Colts Rag. Rake.
Conies Bury.
Coots Cover
Cormorants Flight
Coyotes Band.
Crabs Cast.
Cranes Sedge. Siege.
Crocodiles Congregation. Float. Bask. Nest.
Crows Storytelling. Murder. Parliament.
Deer Herd. Leash. Parcel.
Deer (Roe) Bevy
Dogs Kennel. Pack.
Dogs (Puppies) Litter
Dolphins Pod
Donkeys Drove. Herd. Pace.
Dotterel Trip.
Doves Cote. Bevy. Dole. Dule. Flight. Piteousness
Dragons Weyr. Wing.  Flight.
Ducks Brace. Flock.  Flush. Paddling. Raft. Team.
Eagles Convocation. Congregation.
Eels Swarm. Array. Seething.
Elephants Herd. Memory. Parade. Crash.
Elk Gang. Herd.
Emus Mob
Ferrets Business. Cast. Fesnying.
Finches Charm
Fish Catch. Haul. Run. Shoal. School.
Flamingos Stand. Flambouyance.
Flies Swarm. Cloud. Hatch. Business.
Foxes Lead. Leash. Skulk. Cloud. Earth.
Frogs Army. Colony. Knot.
Geese Flock. Gaggle. Plump.
Geese (Flying) Skein. Wedge. Team
Gerbils Horde.
Giraffe Corps. Herd. Tower. Troop. Kindergarten. Journey. Kaleidescope.
Gnats Cloud. Horde. Swarm.
Gnus Herd. Implausibility.
Goats Drove. Herd. Tribe. Trip.
Goldfinch Charm.
Goldfish Glint. Troubling.
Gorillas Band.
Goslings Skien.
Grasshoppers Cloud.
Greyhounds Leash.
Grouse Pack. Covey
Gulls Colony.
Guinea pigs Group
Hamsters Horde.
Hares Drove. Down. Husk. Leash. Trace. Trip. Warren.
Hawks Aerie. Boil. Cast. Kettle.
Hedgehogs Array. Prickle.
Hens Brood
Herons Hedge. Sedge. Siege. Scattering.
Herrings Shoal. Army.
Hippopotami Crash. Herd. Bloat. Raft.
Hogs Drift. Parcel. Passel.
Hornets Nest
Horses Harras. Herd. Stable. Team. Troop.
Hounds Cry. Kennel. Mute. Pack.
Humming Birds Charm
Hyenas Clan.
Jackrabbits Husk.
Jays Band. Party. Scold.
Jellyfish Smack. Smuck. Brood.
Kangaroos Herd. Mob. Troop.
Lapwings Deceit. Desert.
Larks Ascension. Exaltation.
Leopards Leap. Lepe. Leep.
Lions Flock. Pride. Sault. Sowse. Troop.
Lizards Lounge.
Llamas Herd
Locusts Plague
Magpies Charm. Gulp. Murder. Tidings. Tittering.
Mallards Sord Brace
Mares Stud
Martens Richness
Meerkats Mob.
Mice Horde. Mischief. Nest.
Moles Company. Labour. Movement.

Monkeys

Tribe Troop. Troupe. Cartload. Barrel.
Moose Herd
Mules Barren. Pack. Rake. Span.
Nightingales Watch.
Otter Bevy Family. Raft. Romp.
Owls Parliament. Stare. Wisdom.
Oxen Drove. Herd. Span. Team. Yoke
Oysters Bed
Parrots Company
Partridges Covey
Peacocks Muster. Ostentation. Pulchritude.
Penguins Colony. Crèche. Huddle. Parcel. Rookery.
Pheasants Nest
Pheasants (On ground) Nide. Nye.
Pheasants (When flushed) Bouquet.
Pigeons Flight. Flock Kit.
Pigs Drove. Herd. Sounder ( wild pigs)
Piglets Litter Farrow
Pilchards Shoal
Plovers Congregation. Wing. Stand.
Polecats Chine.
Ponies Drove. String.
Porpoises Pod. School.
Possums Passel.
Prairie dogs Coterie.
Quail Bevy. Covey.
Rabbits Bury. Circle. Colony. Down. Drove. Husk. Leash. Trace. Trip. Warren. Nest. Wrack.
Racoons Gaze. Nursery.
Rats Colony. Horde. Mischief. Pack. Plague. Swarm.
Rattlesnakes Rhumba.
Ravens Storytelling. Unkindness.
Rhinoceroses Crash.
Rooks Building. Clamour. Storytelling.
Salmon Run. School. Shoal.
Seals Bob. Colony. Crash. Harem. Herd. Pod. Rookery. Spring. Team.
Sharks School. Shiver.
Sheep Down. Drove. Flock. Fold. Hurtle. Trip.
Snakes Bed. Den. Nest. Pit.
Snipe Walk. Whisp.
Sparrows Host.
Squirrels Dray. Scurry.
Starlings Filth. Murmuration.
Storks Muster. Mustering.
Swallows Flight.
Swans  Ballet. .Bank. Bevy. Herd. Lamentation. Team. Wedge (Flying)
Swifts Flock
Swine Drift. Herd. Sounder.
Teals Spring.
Thrushes Mutation.
Tigers Ambush. Streak.
Toads Knot.
Trout Hover.
Turkeys Flock. Brood.
Turtles Bale. Dole. Turn.
Vipers Generation. Nest.
Vultures Colony
Wallabies Mob
Walruses Pod. Herd.
Wasps Pladge. Pail. Nest.
Weasels Pask. Sneak.
Whales Gam. Herd. School. Pod.
Wildfowl Plump
Wolves Herd. Pack. Rout. Route.
Wombats Warren.
Woodcocks Fall.
Woodpeckers Descent.
Zebras Herd. Zeal.