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STORY UPDATE NEWS AND EBAY LISTING

 

GENERAL ITEMS
FOGGYDAVES CANTENNA 
THE EVIL OVERLORD LIST

THE EVIL MINIONS GUIDE

OTHER EVIL/ HERO  GUIDES
A FEW VERSES 

NAMES I CALL MY WIFE & SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS

COLLECTIVE NOUNS FOR ANIMAL SPECIES

SOME OTHER EBAY SALES WITH STORIES

THE REAL MEANING OF HAYNES MANUAL INSTRUCTIONS

SALAD FINGERS

TOMTOM SATNAV SAG BLUES

 

KITE MAKING PAGES

REVOLUTION KITE MAKING

 

CONTRIBUTIONS FROM READERS

STORIES BY HATTYMENDER  

STORIES BY HELEN WORRALL

 

STORIES  AND EBAY SALES

1     AN OLD LAND ROVER
2     EBAY
3     SELLING AN OLD LAND ROVER  
4     SELLING WHEELS AND TYRES
5     A NEW JOB AT THE FUNERAL PARLOUR
6     SELLING VIDEO CAMERA
7     MY BIRTHDAY TODAY
8     WITCHERY PART ONE
9     SELLING CANVAS HOOD
10   WITCHERY PART TWO
11   SELLING CARAVAN HITCHDRIVE 
12   WITCHERY PART THREE
13   SELLING RATCHET STRAPS  
14   WITCHERY PART FOUR
15   SELLING GOAL POSTS  
16   WITCHERY PART FIVE
17   SELLING A HI VIZ COAT
18   WITCHERY PART SIX

19   SELLING 3 TONNES OF CLAY    
2O  WITCHERY PART SEVEN
21   SELLING A WHEEL CLAMP
22   SHOPPING AND THE HESITANT DOORS
23   SELLING AN OLD PAIR OF BOOTS

24   THE REAL DE VINCI CODE

25   MY GUITAR AND AMP

26   SELLING MOTORBIKE PANNIERS

27   HALLOWEEN

28 SELLING A HIGHWAY CODE

29 ZEN AND THE ART OF  LAND ROVER MAINTENANCE

30  SELLING A CIGARETTE LIGHTER AND A TRIP TO SCOTLAND

31  CHRISTMAS LIGHT RAGE

32  METAMORPHOSIS

33 SELLING AN AMBER BEACON

34 THE UNIVERSE IS A  BIG PLACE

35 SELLING A  BLOW LAMP

36 SELLING BOOTS UPDATE

37 SELLING A  TORCH

38 SELLING A MOTORBIKE JACKET

39 SELLING A POWER JUICER

40 SELLING A HORSE WHIP

41 THE BOAT

42 SELLING LAND ROVER SIDE STEPS

43 SELLING A  TOW / RECOVERY CHAIN

44 SELLING LAND ROVER BULL BARS

45 SELLING THE FOGGYDAVE CARRIER BAG

46 CARAVAN RAGE OR AGINCOURT DEUXIEME PARTIE

 

 

 

STORY UPDATE AND EBAY LISTING NEWS 

Copyright David B Forrester

Below are listed in descending order the new story updates and the latest Ebay listings. If the listing is still live just follow the link, (if it is not live see the PDF file.) When the Ebay auction has ended the item becomes a story.

 If you have anything you wish to add to the stories, i.e. feedback when asked on auctions, when I ask for suggested uses for items, whether the auction has finished or still live. Just email me and I will include the funny and weird ones in the stories. Remember this is a dynamic book and is ever changing. Please note if you do not use Outlook Express just copy and paste my email address. Also if you would like an email alert when there is a new listing or when a story is added, just send an email and I will put you on the mailing list.

Contact me at   davidforrester1@ntlworld.com

 

Feb   2014            Decided to start writing  short stories again so story 46 added Caravan Rage

                             ( Getting fed up with trying to write a book. )

May  2013            Stories by Helen Worrall added

01 Apr 2013         Ebay listing PDF File of story 45 Selling the Foggydave carrier bag

January   2013      I plan to add more Ebay listings, stories and kite related stuff in the near future. Just lately I have been having really positive feedback on the stories which will I hope spur me on to write more

20.Apr 2012         Kite making pages added

23.Jun  2011         Ubiquitous adverts added

11 Apr  2011        TomTom satnav blues added

28 Mar 2011         Stories edited and verses updated

16 Jan   2011         Edited and more rap verses and other Ebay sales added

03 Aug  2010         Story 44 added Selling Land Rover Bull Bars

27 Jul   2010          Ebay listing PDF File of story 44 Selling Land Rover Bull Bars

05 Jun  2010         Stories by Rich (Hattymender) added

25 May 2010        Link to Salad Fingers created

16 Apr 2010         The real meaning of Haynes Manual instructions

27 Mar 2010        Some Other Ebay Sales with Stories

01 Jan  2010         Lots of editing, more verses and 'Collective nouns for animal names'

13 Aug 2009         Story 43 added Selling a tow / recovery chain

01 Aug 2009         Ebay listing (PDF File) of story 43 Selling Car Tow Chain

20 July  2009         Story 42 added Selling Land Rover Steps.

07 July  2009         Ebay listing (PDF File) of story 42 Selling Landrover side steps

01 July  2009         Story 41 added 'The Boat'.

20 June 2009         Story 40 added Selling a horse whip.

10 June 2009         Ebay listing (PDF File)of story 40 Selling a horse whip.

24 May 2009         Story 39 added Selling a juicer.

13 May 2009         Ebay listing (PDF File)of story 39 Selling a juicer.

19 Apr  2009         Story 38 added Selling a motorbike jacket.

09 Apr  2009         Additions to A Few Verses + Story 32 edited.

07 Apr  2009         Ebay listing (PDF File of story 38 Selling a Motorcycle jacket.

09 Mar  2009         Story 37 added Selling a torch.

27 Feb  2009         Ebay listing (PDF File)of story 37 Selling a torch.

26 Feb  2009         Updated story 36

17 Feb  2009         Story 36 added Selling a pair of boots update, and Foggydaves  Cantenna page altered

10 Feb  2009         Story 35 Selling a Parraffin blow lamp added

01 Feb  2009         Ebay listing (PDF file) of story 35 Selling a Paraffin blow lamp.

27 Jan   2009         Story 34 The Universe is a big place added.

20 Jan   2009         Story 33 Selling a car beacon added.

13 Jan   2009         Other evil / hero guides added.

09 Jan   2009         Ebay listing (PDF file) of story 33 Selling a car beacon / amber light. 

27 Dec  2008         Story 32 Metamorphosis added.

20 Dec  2008         Story 31 Christmas light rage added.

20 Dec  2008         Story 30 Selling a cigarette lighter added + No8  to A Few verses added.

10 Dec  2008        Ebay listing (PDF file) of story 30 Selling a lighter. (My ancestry search).  

06 Dec  2008         Story 29 Zen and the art of Landrover maintenance added.

26 Nov  2008         More verses added to A Few Verses.

23 Nov  2008         Names I call my wife added.

21 Nov  2008         Story 28 Selling a  Highway Code book added.

10 Nov  2008         Ebay listing (PDF file) of story twenty eight Selling a Highway Code book.

01 Nov  2008         Story 27 Halloween added.

17 Oct   2008         Story 26 Selling motorbike panniers added.

07 Oct   2008         Ebay listing (PDF file) of story twenty six Selling motorbike panniers.

02 Oct   2008         Story 25 My guitar and amp added.

23 Sep   2008         Web site re-design.

23 Sep   2008         Story 24 'The real De Vinci Code added .

19 Sep   2008         Story 23 Selling an old pair of boots added.

09 Sep   2008         Ebay listing  ( PDF file)  of story twenty three Selling an old pair of boots.

04 Sep   2008         The Evil Minions Guide added to Other stuff.

29 Aug   2008         Story 22 'Shopping and the hesitant doors' added.

27 Aug   2008         Story 5  'A new job at the funeral parlour' added..

27 Aug   2008         Story 21 'Selling a wheel clamp' added.

17 Aug   2008         Ebay listing. (PDF file) of story twenty one, Selling a wheel clamp.   

16 Aug   2008         Story 20 Witchery Part seven added .

10 Aug   2008         Story 19,  Selling 3 tonnes of clay. (It dried too quickly), added.

01 Aug   2008         A Few Verses added to Other Stuff.

28 July   2008         Story 18, Witchery part six added.

24 July   2008         The Evil Overlord List added to Other Stuff.

24 July   2008         Story 17, Selling a Hi Vis Jacket added.

12 July   2008         Ebay listing  (PDF file) of  story seventeen, Selling Hi Vis coat.

10 July   2008         Story 16, Witchery part five added.

06 July   2008         Story 15, Selling goal posts added.

23 June  2008         Ebay listing ( PDF file) of story Fifteen, Selling Goal posts.

14 June  2008         Story 14, Witchery part four added.

06 June  2008         FoggyDaves Cantenna added in "Other Stuff".

06 June  2008         Story 13, Selling Ratchet straps added.

30 May  2008         Ebay listing of story Thirteen, Selling Ratchet Straps.

26 May  2008         Story 12 ,Witchery part three added.

21 May  2008         Story 11, Selling a Hitchdrive added.

09 May  2008         Ebay listing  of story Eleven, Selling a Hitchdrive. 

06 May  2008         Web first published with stories,  1 to 10.